CHOCOLATE PROTEIN 'MILK'
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We all have those mornings where we wake up and crave a little bit of nostalgia. For many of us, that childhood "dream" breakfast involved a big bowl of cereal doused in chocolate milk. It was sweet, it was indulgent, and it turned the leftover milk at the bottom of the bowl into a sugary reward that we’d happily drink straight from the porcelain.
But as we evolve, our needs change. We still want that "chocolate-milk moment," but we also want to feel energised, fueled, and ready to tackle a busy day. We want the nostalgia without the sugar crash. We want the flavor without the inflammatory ingredients.
At 99th Monkey, we believe you shouldn't have to choose between your inner child and your adult self. That’s why we’ve introduced the ultimate breakfast hack that is currently the motif of our morning routines: Using our Ready-to-Drink Chocolate Protein Smoothie as the "milk" for your cereal.
It’s the high-five over the breakfast table that both versions of you have been waiting for.
Rethinking the "Milk" in Your Bowl
For decades, the default choice for cereal has been dairy or plain nut milks. And while there’s nothing wrong with a splash of almond milk, it often lacks the "oomph" needed to turn a simple bowl of cereal into a high-performance meal. Most plant-based milks are low in protein and can leave you feeling hungry again by 10:00 AM.
By swapping your regular milk for a 99th Monkey Chocolate Protein Smoothie, you are instantly upgrading the nutritional profile of your bowl. You’re turning a carbohydrate-heavy breakfast into a balanced powerhouse of plant protein and healthy fats.
This isn't just breakfast; it’s an evolution of a classic.
Ticking All the Boxes: The Stats That Matter
At 99th Monkey, we are obsessed with "Clean Label" nutrition. We want to give you the most flavor for the least amount of "nasty" ingredients. When you pour our Chocolate Protein Smoothie over your favorite gluten-free cereal or granola, here is exactly what you’re getting in every 350ml carton:
1. 20g of Plant-Based Protein
Protein is the building block of life. It supports muscle recovery, hormone production, and—most importantly for your breakfast—satiety. Starting your day with 20g of protein ensures that you stay full, focused, and fueled until lunch. No more mid-morning desk-grazing.
2. Only 112 Calories
We believe in nutrient density, not empty calories. Our smoothie is designed to be a lean, clean source of fuel. By using it as your cereal base, you’re adding massive flavor and protein without blowing your calorie budget for the day.
3. Less Than 1g of Sugar
This is the big one. Traditional chocolate milks are often loaded with refined sugars that spike your insulin and lead to an inevitable energy slump. Our chocolate protein smoothie hits that "sweet spot" with less than a gram of sugar, making it a "cheat meal" that isn't actually a cheat at all.
4. 100% Gluten-Free
Whether you’re celiac or simply find that a gluten-free lifestyle helps you feel less bloated and more energized, our smoothies fit perfectly into your routine. Pair it with your favorite puffed rice, cornflakes, or GF granola for a completely gut-friendly start to the day.
The "Inner Child" Experience
Let’s talk about the flavor. The motif of 2026 is "Functional Indulgence." We want our food to work hard for us, but we also want it to taste incredible.
When you pour the 99th Monkey Chocolate Protein Smoothie over your cereal, it doesn't just sit on top like watery milk. It’s rich, creamy, and velvety. It coats every flake and cluster in a layer of deep, roasted cocoa goodness.
And the best part? That moment at the end. You know the one. When the cereal is gone, and you’re left with a bowl of chilled, chocolate-infused liquid gold. Except this time, instead of drinking a bowl of sugar, you’re finishing off a high-protein recovery drink. It feels like a treat, but your adult self knows it’s a win.
How to Build the Ultimate 99th Monkey Bowl
While you can pour our smoothie over any cereal, here are a few ways the 99th Monkey team likes to "evolve" the bowl:
The "Crunch & Cocoa" Bowl
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The Base: A handful of gluten-free cocoa pops or puffed rice.
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The Liquid: One chilled carton of 99th Monkey Chocolate Protein Smoothie.
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The Topping: A sprinkle of hemp seeds for extra Omega-3s.
The "Sustained Energy" Bowl
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The Base: High-fiber granola or toasted muesli.
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The Liquid: 99th Monkey Chocolate Protein Smoothie.
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The Topping: Sliced strawberries and a dollop of our Smooth Almond Butter swirled in.
The "Post-Workout" Bowl
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The Base: Puffed quinoa or buckwheat.
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The Liquid: 99th Monkey Chocolate Protein Smoothie.
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The Topping: Sliced banana and a dash of cinnamon.
Why Ready-to-Drink is a Morning Game-Changer
We’ve all had those mornings where we try to make a "protein cereal" by mixing protein powder into milk. It usually ends in a clumpy, gritty mess that ruins the texture of the cereal.
The beauty of the 99th Monkey Ready-to-Drink carton is that the protein is already perfectly emulsified. It is smooth as silk. No shaking, no whisking, no clumps. You just shake the carton, pour, and enjoy. It saves you five minutes of prep and five minutes of cleanup—time you can spend enjoying your breakfast or getting a head start on your day.
Evolution Through Innovation
At 99th Monkey, we aren't just a nut butter company anymore. We are a lifestyle company dedicated to making healthy living the path of least resistance. We know that the modern "monkey" is busy, active, and cares about what goes into their body.
By creating a smoothie that functions as a drink, a meal replacement, and a cereal milk, we’re giving you the versatility you need to stay on track. We don't use palm oil, we don't use artificial fillers, and we never compromise on the quality of our cocoa or our plant-based proteins.
The Perfect Choice for the Whole Family
While we’ve been talking about the "adult self" and the "inner child," this breakfast hack is also a massive win for parents. If you have kids who are picky eaters or who insist on chocolate cereal, swapping their regular milk for a 99th Monkey Chocolate Protein Smoothie is a "stealth health" move of the highest order.
They get the chocolate milk they crave; you get the peace of mind knowing they’re starting their day with 20g of clean protein and almost no sugar. It’s a win-win for the whole household.
Final Thoughts: High-Five Your Breakfast
Your morning meal shouldn't feel like a compromise. It shouldn't be a choice between "healthy and boring" or "delicious and destructive."
By using our 99th Monkey Chocolate Protein Smoothie as your cereal milk, you’re choosing a third option: The Evolution. You’re choosing a breakfast that respects your goals, fuels your muscles, and satisfies that deep-seated craving for a chocolate-milk moment.
So, tomorrow morning, reach for the carton instead of the milk bottle. Pour it over your favorite crunch, take that first chocolatey bite, and let your inner child and your adult self finally agree on something.
Ready to upgrade your bowl? You can find our Chocolate Protein Smoothie 350ml cartons in the chilled aisle at Woolworths or grab a 12-pack directly from our online shop to keep your fridge stocked.
Show us your cereal! Are you a cocoa-pop purist or a granola enthusiast? Tag us in your breakfast photos on Instagram @99th_monkey. We want to see how you’re using our smoothies to fuel your evolution!