Why 99th Monkey Protein Smoothies Belong in Your Beach Bag
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For a long time, "beach drinks" fell into two categories: sugary sodas that leave you crashing by mid-afternoon, or lukewarm water that does the job but offers zero excitement. At 99th Monkey, we decided it was time for a third option.
Enter the Ready-to-Drink Chocolate Protein Smoothie. It’s creamy, it’s decadent, it’s chilled, and it’s packed with 20g of plant-based protein. Here is why our chocolate smoothie is officially the drink of 2026.
1. The "Heat-Proof" Nutrition You Actually Crave
When the temperature climbs above 30°C, the last thing anyone wants is a heavy, hot meal. Your appetite naturally shifts toward things that are light, liquid, and cooling. However, your body still needs fuel—especially if your "relaxing" beach day involves surfing, beach volleyball, or chasing the dog along the sand.
Most protein shakes feel like "work." They are thick, chalky, and usually associated with a sweaty gym floor. But our Chocolate Protein Smoothie is different. We’ve formulated it to have a smooth, refreshing mouthfeel that drinks more like a chilled chocolate milk and less like a heavy meal replacement.
It provides the 20g of protein your body needs to stay fuelled, but in a format that feels like a treat rather than a chore. It’s the nutrition you need, in the refreshing temperature you crave.
2. No Mess, No Shakers, No Stress
Let’s talk about the logistics of a beach day. Sand is the enemy of everything. It gets into your towel, your car, and—most annoyingly—it loves to find its way into open containers.
The traditional way to get a protein hit involves a shaker bottle, a tub of powder, and a scoop. Trying to mix a protein shake on a windy beach is a recipe for a "sand-flavored" disaster.
The 99th Monkey solution is the carton. Our ready-to-drink format means:
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No measuring: Just grab and go.
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No cleaning: No smelly shaker bottles sitting in a hot car all afternoon.
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Recyclable & Portable: The slim carton fits perfectly in the side pocket of your cooler bag or the cup holder of your beach chair.
Simply shake, "crack" the seal, and enjoy. It’s effortless nutrition for an effortless day.
3. The Post-Swim Recovery
Did you know that swimming is one of the most demanding full-body workouts you can do? Even "leisurely" splashing around in the waves uses almost every major muscle group in your body. This is why we often feel that intense "post-beach hunger."
When you step out of the ocean, your muscles are looking for amino acids to begin the repair process. By sipping on a 99th Monkey Chocolate Smoothie while you dry off in the sun, you are jumpstarting your recovery immediately.
With less than 1% sugar and fat, you’re giving your body exactly what it needs (protein) and none of the "filler" (added sugars) that lead to a post-swim energy slump. It’s the smartest way to ensure you have enough energy left for the drive home or the sunset BBQ.
4. Chocolate & Sunshine: A Flavor Match Made in Heaven
There is something about the combination of salt water and chocolate that just works. Perhaps it’s the way the rich, dark cocoa notes of our smoothie contrast with the salty air.
Our chocolate flavor isn't cloying or overly sweet. Because we use high-quality cocoa and focus on a clean ingredient list (plant-based and gluten-free), it has a sophisticated flavor profile. It’s like a high-end iced chocolate you’d find at a coastal cafe, but with the added benefit of being a functional health drink.
Pro Tip: For the ultimate pool-side experience, bury your 99th Monkey cartons at the very bottom of the ice chest. When you pull one out, the carton will be frosty, and the smoothie inside will have a slight "slushie" consistency around the edges. It is, quite simply, heaven in a carton.
5. Staying Lean for the Summer
We all want to feel our best during the summer months. Whether you’re hitting the pool or heading to a beach party, the "bloat" is real—and usually caused by dairy-heavy drinks or high-sugar snacks.
Since 99th Monkey Protein Smoothies are 100% plant-based, they are much kinder to your digestive system than traditional dairy-based shakes. No dairy bloat, no heavy feeling in your stomach, just clean, plant-powered energy.
And with no added sugar, you can enjoy that chocolatey goodness without worrying about your summer health goals. It’s the "guilt-free" indulgence that actually supports your lifestyle.
How to Pack the Perfect "99th Monkey" Cooler Bag
Ready to head out? Here is our checklist for the ultimate beach-ready cooler:
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The Smoothies: Pack at least two per person (trust us, people will want to "borrow" yours once they see them). Include both Chocolate and Coffee flavours for that 4 PM pick-me-up.
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The Fruit: Freshly sliced strawberries or frozen grapes. They pair beautifully with the chocolate smoothie.
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The Crunch: For some texture.
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The Hydration: Plenty of water to go alongside your protein hit.
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The Ice: Keep it cold! The colder the smoothie, the better it tastes.
It’s time to level up your beach game with a drink that is as hard-working as it is delicious.
Whether you’re catching waves at Bells Beach or just catching rays in your backyard, make sure you’ve got a chilled 99th Monkey Chocolate Protein Smoothie within arm's reach.
High protein. No added sugar. Plant-based. And 100% delicious.
Ready to stock up for the weekend? Find us in select Woolworths stores across Australia or order directly from our online store. Don’t forget to show us your beach setup—tag us @99th_monkey in your snaps!