There’s an Easier Way to Hit Your Macros (Ditch the Shaker Bottle)

Let’s paint a familiar picture. You pack your gym bag in the morning. In goes the towel, the shoes, and that trusty plastic protein shaker bottle. You carefully funnel two scoops of protein powder into the bottom, hoping it doesn’t spill all over your clean clothes.

Fast forward to 4:00 PM. You’re at your desk or in the gym locker room. You fill the shaker with water, screw the lid on, and start shaking it like your life depends on it.

The result? A clumpy, lukewarm shake, a lid that leaks all over your fingers, and a heavy plastic bottle that you now have to carry around for the rest of the day. And let's not even talk about the biohazard smell that happens if you forget to wash that shaker bottle out immediately.

Hitting your daily protein targets shouldn't feel like a chore. At 99th Monkey, we looked at the daily shaker-bottle struggle and thought: there has to be an easier way.

So, we built one. Say goodbye to the powder, the clumps, and the washing up. Here is how we’re taking the friction out of your fitness routine.

No Powder. No Clumps. No Mess.

Tracking your macros is hard enough without having to play chemist at your office desk or in your car. Our ready-to-drink protein smoothies completely eliminate the middleman.

Instead of measuring out powders and hunting for a water tap, you get a perfectly blended, ultra-smooth beverage straight out of the fridge. Every single carton serves up a massive 20g of clean, plant-based protein, alongside less than 1g of sugar and less than 1g of saturated fat.

You get the exact macro profile your body needs to recover and thrive, with absolutely zero assembly required.

Built for Your Busy Day

We didn’t just focus on making the ingredients clean (though being completely dairy-free, gluten-free, and bloat-free is a massive win). We also focused on making the packaging fit your actual life.

Our smoothies come in a sleek, durable, grab-and-go carton designed to handle the daily hustle:

• The Secure Screw Lid: No more flimsy snap-caps that pop open in your backpack. Our secure screw lid means you can toss it into your work tote, gym bag, or school backpack without worrying about a protein explosion.

• Drink Now, Save Some for Later: Want half your protein before your workout and the rest afterward? With a resealable screw top, you don’t have to chug it all at once. Take a few sips, twist the lid back on, and pop it aside for later.

• Zero Wash-Up Required: When you're done, you don’t have a crusty plastic shaker bottle sitting at the bottom of your bag gathering bacteria. Just recycle the carton and move on with your day.

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|               THE SHAKER BOTTLE VS. 99TH MONKEY                   |
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| Feature                  | Old Way (Shaker) | Our Way (Carton)     |
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| Setup Time               | 3-5 minutes      | 0 seconds           |
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| Texture                  | Clumpy & gritty  | Silky & smooth      |
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| Portability              | Bulky & leaks    | Sleek & resealable  |
+--------------------------+------------------+---------------------+
| Clean Up                 | Industrial wash  | Toss & recycle      |
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Simplify Your Nutrition Layout

Consistency is the real secret to hitting your fitness goals. If your nutrition routine is annoying, messy, and high-maintenance, it’s only a matter of time before you skip it entirely.

By upgrading to a grab-and-go carton, you remove all the friction. You get premium, macro-friendly nutrition that is completely ready when you are. It’s light on your stomach, heavy on the gains, and infinitely easier on your schedule.

Stop shaking and start fuelling. Grab a 99th Monkey protein smoothie, toss it in your bag, and experience how easy hitting your macros can actually be.